"Where do you go when you want to buy name brand spatulas at a fraction of retail cost?!"

This is an absolutely brilliant piece! Created by Weird Al, no less. There are those in the advertising world who legitimately try to pull off crap like this in their advertising...I absolutely loathe them!!! But I digress - I remembered this from when I was a kid and upon watching it again I nearly wet myself. I was wiping tears from the corners of my eyes. Happy giggling!

I'm Sorry, But I Cannot Hold My Tongue Any Longer

These "exotic" names of newscasters is an outrage and we must demand an immediate halt to airing anybody with any sort of abnormal name.
Unacceptable names include:
1.) Anderson Cooper
2.) Sanjay Gupta
3.) Wolf Blitzer
4.) Shepherd Smith
5.) Soledad O'Brian
6.) Any other yuppie name

Acceptable names:
1.) John Smith
2.) Michael Williams
3.) Steve Johnson
4.) Joe Miller
5.) Bob Tweedwhistle
6.) Any other name that doesn't force me to take notice of how cool thier name is.

Can I get an amen?

The Chins

Originally formed under the name, 'The Chins', the remaining two thirds of 'The Dixie Chicks' re-named themselves 'Courtyard Hounds' after it was decided that their chins already drew enough attention to thier chins and, at this point, to name the band 'The Chins' would just be too much. Too much chin. JUST WAY TOO MUCH CHIN!

I Just Thought Of THE GREATEST O.B.G.Y.N. NAME EVER!!!!

In the competative forum of the O.B.GYN, you'll need to have an edge. Something that sets you apart from all of the other riff raff O.B.GYN's.
Ladies and gentlemen, meet...

OB-l GYNOBI

Isn't that great?! The name says, "I'm #l in Obstetrics and I'm a Jedi in Gynaecology"!

G'head-N-Shaykit