There was this really attractive woman I saw at the grocery store right when I was putting some beer into my shopping cart.
Talk about embarrassing!
I had to say something so she didn't get the wrong idea, so I said "Excuse me, mam, this isn't what it looks like. I'm not drunk right now, i'm just getting this for a friend who is too sick to get it for himself."
To prove my point, I walked twenty steps, heel to toe, counting out loud. Then I moonwalked back to where I had started. I figured this was definately not something you could do if you were drunk.
But the woman had apparently left.
The moral of this story is that I actually was drunk.